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		<title>The Official Kim Kardashian &amp; Ray J Sex Tape Video</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come see the official Kim Kardashian and Ray J Video, Part 1! It’s a wildly hardcore celebrity fucking experience that you’ll never want to get out of your head after you see it. Kim Kardashian is the epitome of the perfect body. Her long dark hair, sultry eyes, and curvy body makes every man (and a few women) want to see her naked and in the most compromising sexual positions! Ray J holds his own celebrity status as soon as his clothes come off; his big, black cock makes up for his lack of Hollywood popularity. This is only downloadable for a limited time at an unbeatable price. You’ll see them suck, fuck, and kiss each other into a whirlwind of hot, passionate ecstasy. Each touch of Kim’s velvety lips ignites a fiery, hardening bodily response from Ray J. You can listen while he talks dirty to her; calling her his beautiful bitch and telling her how much he loves her tight, pink pussy. She moans in response and giggles in a sexy way before arching her back so he can plunge his thick dick into her waiting slit; deeper and deeper until he reaches the end of her. She cries out in a mixture of pleasure and pain. All of this is available to you through this quick and easy download. The official Kim Kardashian and Ray J Video Part 1 is better than any still images you’ve seen of the infamous sex tape so far. You’ll feel yourself becoming more and more aroused as the download progresses; reaching its end and filling your screen or monitor with luscious images of a beautifully nude and eager Kim Kardashian. Each thrill of foreplay and naughty uttered word leads up to Ray J pounding her tight cunt with his massive prick. She takes every inch of him deep into her mouth before doing the same with her willing, wet pussy. He makes her moan, writhe, and cum over and over again. So, you’ve heard the hype and you’ve seen the still images. Now it’s time to get off your horny ass and download the video! It’s a fantastical experience that will have you begging for more and wishing the celebrity fuck-fest never ends. Each thrust of his huge cock, each gyration of her full hips, and every moan is designed to be pleasurable; specifically for your entertainment purposes. What are you waiting for? Go watching the tape here.]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Opens A Milkshake Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian is set to open a milkshake bar in Dubai following a deal between its founder and Dubai-based Emirates Hospitality. She and her mother Kris Jenner will create their signature shakes at the launch of Millions of Milkshakes on October 14, the company said in a statement. Millions of Milkshakes is a family milkshake bar, where every teenager wants to be seen and where parents can’t get their children to leave. The concept is simple – customers design their own perfect milkshake with over 50 delicious toppings to choose from. Any of these toppings can be blended with a choice of ice cream or non-dairy ice cream to make their own custom shake or sundae. “I am so excited to be working with Millions of Milkshakes and Emirates Hospitality to launch my very own signature shake in the Middle East and I can’t wait to introduce it to my fans in the UAE!” says Kim Kardashian. She joins a long list of Hollywood actors, musicians, and athletes who have tried or created shakes at Millions of Milkshakes including Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, David Beckham, Leonardo DiCaprio, Reese Witherspoon and the Jonas Brothers.]]></description>
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		<title>Rush To Wed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 22:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just six months ago, Kim Kardashian started dating New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. Just last week, he surprised the reality star by popping the big question along with a 20.5 Carat Diamond dazzler. Even mom Kris Jenner was caught off guard by her daughter’s sudden nuptial news. “Kim dropped this bombshell and went to Europe for a couple of days. I mean, hello? So I have no idea what she&#8217;s going to do (in terms of date and destination) but I&#8217;ll find out in a couple of days,” Jenner told FOX411’s Pop Tarts on Thursday, while promoting her role as the new spokesperson for Skechers shoes. “But Kris and I have the same name, same spelling – kinda creepy, right? He automatically fits, so that&#8217;s the good thing!&#8221; Kim Kardashian told People that she was in &#8220;shock&#8221; when she entered her Beverly Hills, Calif., home last week to discover Humphries on bended knee with &#8220;will you marry me&#8221; spelled out in rose petals.]]></description>
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		<title>Kim About Body Issues, Butt, Cellulite</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 21:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite what you may think, Kim Kardashian isn&#8217;t perfect. She says so herself. While covering Cosmpolitan&#8217;s UK edition. She&#8217;s got high standards. The reality star rocks a bikini and talks about her body insecurity in the new edition of the magazine, confessing her love for ice cream, acceptance of cellulite and discussing her well-photographed back side. Along with the article, she gives her eight body confidence commandments. Her first commandment: Cellulite is not a crime. &#8220;When I was criticised for it, I said, &#8216;I have cellulite. So what!,&#8217;&#8221; she tells the magazine. &#8220;I&#8217;ve never claimed to be perfect. It&#8217;s crazy anyone should assume that just because you&#8217;re in the spotlight, you&#8217;re flawless. Sometimes I pig out and I still feel great, and think, &#8216;That was so worth it!&#8217; That&#8217;s how I feel a lot of the time. I think, &#8216;See this little dimple of cellulite here? It was so worth it for that cookies &#8216;n&#8217; cream ice cream!&#8217;&#8221; She also embraces her backside and appreciates her curves and is proud to say so. &#8220;I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured,&#8221; Kardashian says, referring to a long line of rumors. &#8220;I feel like saying, &#8216;Hey, everyone has a butt. It&#8217;s not that big a deal!&#8217; But I suppose it&#8217;s flattering. Personally, I&#8217;ve always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, &#8216;Oh, my god, your butt&#8217;s so big.&#8217; And I&#8217;d say, &#8216;I love it.&#8217;&#8221; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Obsessed With Hair Removal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 11:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not easy to look this good, people! Kim Kardashian was spotted in Los Angeles today chatting on her cell phone as she visited a laser hair removal clinic. The reality starlet kept her cool in the LA heat by sporting denim capri-type pants and a shear, army-green colored top. Leave it to KK to remind us all that summer (aka grooming season) is right around the corner! The 29-year-old has inherited her Armenian looks from her father Robert, who passed away in 2003 after contracting esophageal cancer. Kardashian admitted her beauty regime consists of getting rid of all the hair from her body. Speaking to US Allure magazine, she said: &#8220;I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms&#8230; my entire body is hairless.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Would She Accept Marriage Proposal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian and beau Kris Humphries have only been dating for a couple of months, but momager Kris Jenner wants to marry her off already. Hollyscoop kaught up with Kim K at the Unbreakable fragrance launch party at the Redbury Hotel on Monday night where she couldn&#8217;t stop gushing about her new man. &#8220;The sexiest thing about him is his personality and deep voice,&#8221; Kim confessed. When asked about her mom practically pushing her down the aisle, Kim smiled and replied, &#8220;Don&#8217;t all moms?&#8221; According to an article at E! News, Khloe says Kim is considering making NYC her home for good now, just to be closer to Humphries, who plays for the New Jersey Nets. As well, she&#8217;s pretty much set her eyes on being Humphries wife. &#8220;She thinks she is,&#8221; Khloé said, referening their potential marriage. &#8220;But Kim is a hopeless romantic. That&#8217;s just Kim.&#8221; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Is Bret Michaels Crushing on Kim Kardashian?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 22:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bret Michaels seems to be smitten with Kim Kardashian. The Poison singer and the socialite met last month when he was on tour. &#8220;She was like, &#8216;Oh, this is beautiful. Nice bus&#8217;. We talked about how she was doing. We talked a little bit about my health. Talked about the concert. It was very cool. She was very, very polite. I mean that. Very sexy, very cool, very together&#8221;, the 48-year-old singer told UsMagazine.com. &#8220;I admire her beauty. She&#8217;s got one of the prettiest faces ever. Sometimes you see someone, and then you see them in person and it&#8217;s not quite the same. She was very beautiful in person&#8221;, he added. We all are very well aware that Kim is currently dating basketball player Kris Humphries. Kim recently mentioned that she feels very safe and secure with her guy because he is so tall! The star who is very happy with her new relationship talked about Kris saying, “He makes me happy and smile and laugh all the time.”]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Talks About Cristiano Ronaldo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First it was Paris Hilton. Now it seems Cristiano Ronaldo has turned his attention to another Hollywood socialite. The Real Madrid, 25, was caught kissing Kim Kardashian, during her low-key trip to Spain this week, according to sources. Sharing many hobbies in common &#8211; think sunbathing and posing &#8211; it must have been a real meeting of minds. KIM Kardashian has responded to those rumors she had a fling with soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo. “I don’t know who that is,” she says when quizzed on Ronaldo. Kim says she now plans to keep her love life a little more low-key. “This time you will see I’m not so public and I’m just going to take my time, to just be single and focus on my career,” she said. “I’m just going to focus on me and be selfish.”]]></description>
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